Why oh why oh why?

So this should be started with a simple set of elementary questions.

Who? Well I'm Chris, or Minos as I'm called in this game called Dagorhir where nerds secretly get exercise by beating on each other with foam weapons.  I love me some good food.  I have a lot of random thoughts and often argue with myself.

What? Well I just don't know maybe spaghetti? Or Cheese flavored mice shaped like kittens? In any case it definitely is NOT karate!

Where? Currently in Ohio, but hopefully not for long, waiting on a new job that will get me back to some city roots where the word hockey is not mistaken for FOOTBALL!!!!

When? Preferably a fun era, like 3 or 50? Anytime where 6 is blue and 14 can attract any kind of grass it likes.

Why? Why blog? Well I need a diary, but diaries are unmanly, journals are so live 1990's, and facebook just isn't a great outlet for me to write down the overflow of random thoughts I have on different issues and other amok things in my head.

How? Well I'll type stuff and it will go on the internet and I will probably regret it all because I can take everyform of criticism and arguement but it will only increase my terrible dread at the stupidity the internet brings out of the wood work.  And yes this last questions answer is ironic, if you don't know what that means then you are what, who, and why I am afraid.

A closing thought: My title has a purpose, it is quite simple but mystery is fun so I won't reveal it yet.